In an easy chair with my boots on...

Good Lord its been decades since i've updated this thing.

So I think I'm going to the Coast tomorrow. Originally, Timmy and I were going to leave after he got off work tomorrow but his jerk off boss is making him work on Christmas Eve so either I stay here and leave Sunday night or I leave tomorrow. I guess I'm going to leave tomorrow since I already told people I would be in town but I still feel bad about leaving Timmy here by himself. But I guess he'll have to get over it :)

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Not surprising.

Check out my first house!

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These stupid bitches that get on What Not To Wear really piss me off sometimes. You dress like a disgusting slob and they give you $5000 to look more human and all you can do is bitch about the advice. If you knew what the fuck you were doing then everyone that knows you wouldnt have nominated you to get some help. I really hate stupidly stubborn people.

This is what happens when you let a grown man get a pirates of the caribean happy meal...

Couscous or salad dressing...it was probably shellfish.

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I really suck when I have a job. Everytime I come home I end up taking like a 3 hour nap on the couch. Its not even like my job is hard or stressful. I'm ususally just sitting around doing nothing. Today is my day off and Tim is off too so I told him we'd have a day of fun. We're going to go goofy golf and then go see Superman in IMAX at the World Golf Village. I thought we'd go hit balls today but its just too hot to be outside in the sun. We have to go to Orlando on Wendsday which I'm not sure if i'm looking forward to it or dreading it. We have to go for Tim's work dinner so its just going to be me being bored to death with Fossil talk. We found out that they are opening a new store in Charleston which could possibly be good news for us if they haven't filled the position yet. I guess he's going to bring it up to his regional person whenever he sees her. I'm so ready to get out of Florida. Other than that not much is new. I found a wrap I want to add to my solitaire that is really fancy. Is it bad to want to trade up your engagement ring? Anyway I can't decide between the one with baguettes or the one with channel set diamonds but enough with the jewelry talk. I guess that is the downside of working in a jewelry store...you just want to buy stuff!

We went to Cortesses (martini bar) last night since we heard a band was up there. We had fun last time we went up there with this other couple that we know. Anyway we walk in and seriously we were the only people under 40. Watching old drunk people dance to a classic rock band is probably the funniest thing I've witnessed all month. AND the dirty dancing! Geez, I dont think I am going to grind on an old bald guy when I'm old. Somewhere in all that mad partying I realized that Coronas dont even taste like beer. Its weird how many young people here dont drink beer. This girl I work with is 21 and married and goes to Flagler and has NEVER tasted beer in her life. Her husband is some baseball player that went there and his drink of choice is pina colada. I am just weirded out by all this. But I guess we aren't in the south and this is no beer town. Ah well.

I almost want to go see The Lake House just so I can see how the writers are going to make the idea that 2 people can talk to each other while living 2 years apart work.

Then,

I come to my senses.

This is the best news I've gotten all month!!!!!!

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=5883

So I didn't catch Ann Coulter on Today last week because I don’t get up that early but after watching the clip of her peddling her book of hateful nonsense, Godless, The Church of Liberalism, I can say I was pretty much outraged. I guess thats the typical "leftist" reaction.

Watch the clip.

This excerpt from Hardball cracked me up.

Also hilarious are the allegations of plagiarism,

what a stupid bitch.

Ah, that Henry Rollins...

so i haven't updated in a LOOOOONG time so i figured now was as good a time as any. my parents came to visit this past weekend. it was good to have them come visit considering this is the first time they have come to see me since i moved to florida. mom thought the town was really cute and said she was happy to see we were doing well and that i keep my house so clean. she said she was expecting to come here and have to clean all weekend....thanks mom for thinking i'm a big ol slob. geez.

the weather has been so incredibly nice. i've had the ac off and all the windows open like all weekend long. its been like 68, sunny, and really breezy...just perfect.

i should start going to the beach more often. i've only gone down there a few times and i've been here since september. tim always wants to skim board but i get paranoid that he's gonna break his neck. those kids that do it look crazy.

how great is it that saved by the bell comes on late at night on cartoon network!

St. Augustine, FL 57...74 F
Ocean Springs, MS 63...77 F
Oxford, MS 59...78 F


how can it be two degrees warmer in oxford than in florida? i'm stumped.

i finally found a job.

i'm going to be a private investigator intern. kind of random how it came up but the pay is good. i have to get a license from the state and i get a badge and everything. I think one day i get to get a "G" license which means i could carry a concealed gun. isnt that crazy???? i'm going to be a private EYE!

although i didnt expect the giants to make it very much farther i didnt think it would end with an embarrasing loss 23-0 loss to carolina.

and i'm done with the playoffs

Total Sexual Offender(s)/Predator(s) Found: 36 within 2.0 miles of the address you entered 3015 Aqua Vista Ln, Saint Augustine, FL 32084-1258


Total Sexual Offender(s)/Predator(s) Found: 82 within 5.0 miles of the address you entered 3015 Aqua Vista Ln, Saint Augustine, FL 32084-1258


I AM SO CREEPED OUT

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ok i'm the drunk person that just won a $30 dollar bar tab for singing "dont stop beilievn" by journey at scarlett or haras...umm let it be known timm and i got awassted for $20 buchks and i won the bar tab for my poor ernetionin of dont stop beiliven by ourney....i'm durnk nad dont min dtheis update becauei ant cstand rihgnt no2w2......woo i love dallaar draft domestic dbere.........ahhhhhhhhhhh i wil get durknk for fere next wenkenec........

So where the hell did December go? I mean really this month has just FLOWN by....

tim & i went out last night after not going out since i dont even know when. we went to scarlett o'haras downtown for $1 draft and karaoke and to possibly meet some new friends. that place was a mix of pathetic old people, hipsters and dirty hippies and tim and i as the ralph lauren twins stuck out like sore thumbs. but whatever it got us out of the house which was much needed.

we went to see harry potter this afternoon since tim hadnt seen it yet. i teared up again. damn you amos diggory, making me cry again. i started to feel flu-ish during the movie and felt absolutely terrible by the time we left. i layed on the couch for a while, ate some digiorno and drank a sunkist and now i feel a little better.

now we're watching the amazing race finale. if the weavers win i'm going to be sooooo pissed. like i'll probably never watch tv again pissed. go bransens!

why have guys i used to date all suddenly decided to contact me out of nowhere?? really, why?!@@!*#$(

lost to the seahawks? really. that guy needs to kick himself in the face.

i can't stop playing NCAA 2006....